The Zen of Conquest
5Feb/092

World Domination, Chapter 3: Mind Control

Mind ControlThroughout history, people from otherwise humble backgrounds have risen from the dregs of society to become leaders of entire countries - all because they understood how to captivate minds and then seize control of them. You must be able to conquer the minds of potential followers before you can ever hope to conquer the lands of your enemies.  This all starts with effective crowd control and public speaking skills.

A common misconception is that your words are the most important piece of communication.  But think about it: when someone speaks to you without emotion in a monotone voice, even if they were telling you that they want to put a million dollars in your pocket you would be slow to believe them.  It is a fact that it is not what you say, but how you say it.  By using the proper volume, rhythm and emotionally-charged topics you can send any crowd into a frenzy and gain countless followers.

29Jan/091

World Domination, Chapter 2: Making The Right Connections

handshake"It's not what you know, it's who you know."
This is a saying that is all too familiar, but what most people do not realize is that it is only half true.  Yes, you must know people, but what is far more important is who knows YOU. What use is it to know everyone around you if, when you require something they can offer, they have no idea who you are or what you can do for them in return?  Nothing, which is exactly what you will get if you don't make impressions on the right people and turn standard acquaintances into powerful connections.

29Jan/093

World Domination, Chapter 1: Getting Rich

cashThis website is dedicated to the idea of taking over the world.  If this makes you uncomfortable, stop reading now.  Go back to your meaningless job and your safe, predictable life.  For those of you who are intent on living grand, book-worthy lives with what time they have, I'm glad you have found your way here.

The first step in any successful takeover is having money.  As I mentioned in my "Principles" page (which you should read if you have not), money and connections are the most powerful things a person could have in this world.  For those of you saying "duh" to your screens, slap yourself.  In order to take over the world, this needs to be firmly planted in your head, so I will remind you constantly.