Using Your Mind To Make Others Use Their Backs
First of all, I would like my readers to know that I am in fact still alive and in search of world domination. Despite the fact many of you may think I am some comedy writer, I am in fact engaged in an activity which will change the world - putting it firmly in my grasp! As you can imagine, it is very time consuming. Now that you know I'm still here, on to the article...
Starting Conquest Early
I recently was asked by one of my noble readers to give some advice for those looking to start their quest of world domination at an earlier age. Since I began my quest when I was just a small samurai myself, I felt a warm spot in my otherwise black heart for the aspiring evil geniuses. Young people sometimes feel like they just aren't listened to, and I want any younger readers out there to know: Shogun understands your pain. When I spoke of taking over the world when I was a teenager, I was laughed at by both my peers and my elders. But now those people scrub the toilets in my corporate offices, so it all worked out in the end. Pay attention, young pups of evil, this article is aimed directly at you.
