Run A Rogue Government From An Island
At some point in your evil genius career, you'll need to put your flag down on a piece of land and declare it as your own. However, for the truly dedicated, a simple property will not suffice - you will need an island. From this island you can gather your minion horde in one place, conduct twisted experiments and plot your domination from a classic lair setting. It is also the prime location to run a rogue government, which of course you will be using to put your plan of conquest into action. Although I'm sure some of you think it would suffice to just buy a gigantic mansion in a secluded area somewhere in your home country, I will vaporize you if you speak so insolently around me.
You will, of course, have to have some money under your belt already if you are to do this, but planning is a crucial piece of successful domination. There are many options available for the discerning island buyer, and thanks to the miracle of the internet we can dissect these options much like an enemy who has wronged us. In this guide, I will provide you with the best tips for finding a prime island, and the steps you will need to take to transform it into a base of operations for your new Utopian government.
How To: Get Your Money
When you begin to have money, there will inevitably be people who ask for loans. Generally, this is a bad idea (particularly if the loan is for a friend) but perhaps you have made the mistake out of sympathy or a genuine belief that the person in question has a real chance of using the money for an investment with return potential. Sometimes these pan out, but more often than not this decision will blow up in your face, and you're faced with the difficult task of retrieving your money.
You could just go break some knee caps or take a life in angry retribution, which would be the sloppy, dangerous way of doing it. These tactics often bring down well organized crime families and otherwise intelligent loan sharks. However, with the miracles of modern technology, there is a solution that will not only bring your money back, but you will gain a valuable minion in the process and keep yourself out of the slammer.
