Shogun

You may be asking yourself, "Who is this Shogun person?  Why is he writing these things?"  My identity is irrelevant.  I have lived many different ways, I have met every variety of person and I have felt the warmth of many women.  Plain and simple, my goal is to take over the world.  But when I'm not plotting how to make you and your loved ones my faithful, mindless servants, I enjoy being fed grapes while sitting in a throne made entirely out of platinum, paying desperate third world peasants to knife fight in a cage, and classical music.

I made this tome of supreme conquest to track my own strategies, since I doubt most who read it will have the ambitions or "balls" to follow my lead.  If you attempt it, good luck.  I'd like to say you could join me at the top, but I would inevitably strike you down.

I will leave you with the following haiku I have composed for your enjoyment:

I whisper, you shout

A nod of my humble skull

And you shall vanish

I have a Twitter page now, so if you would like to follow my evil moves, click here.