The Zen of Conquest
4Feb/090

Run A Rogue Government From An Island

Private decadanceAt some point in your evil genius career, you'll need to put your flag down on a piece of land and declare it as your own.  However, for the truly dedicated, a simple property will not suffice - you will need an island.  From this island you can gather your minion horde in one place, conduct twisted experiments and plot your domination from a classic lair setting.  It is also the prime location to run a rogue government, which of course you will be using to put your plan of conquest into action.  Although I'm sure some of you think it would suffice to just buy a gigantic mansion in a secluded area somewhere in your home country, I will vaporize you if you speak so insolently around me.

You will, of course, have to have some money under your belt already if you are to do this, but planning is a crucial piece of successful domination.  There are many options available for the discerning island buyer, and thanks to the miracle of the internet we can dissect these options much like an enemy who has wronged us.  In this guide, I will provide you with the best tips for finding a prime island, and the steps you will need to take to transform it into a base of operations for your new Utopian government.