The Zen of Conquest
7Feb/090

From Spending To Investing

"Greed is good." -Gordon Gekko, Wall Street (1987)Why do you want to get rich?  For most, it's about having the money to blow it all on things that have limited or no potential for being anything more than a temporary amusement.  As a result, most people will work regular low-paying 9-to-5 jobs, save up for a certain period of time, and then spend it all in on some "thing" that gives them some short-term joy.  They may have bills to pay, creditors calling and a child at home, but by god they have that "thing" that makes them feel like they've done something with their time.  What you must realize, my minions, is that this is exactly what the rich and powerful of the world want you to do.  It keeps the real money in their hands, and it gives them willing consumers who will continue to waste their money on materialistic possessions they don't need.

The answer is investing.  There are many different methods, but the philosophy remains the same across the board: rather than spending money on things that will show up as an expense on your accounts, put your cash into something that will make you more of it.  When successful investing strategies are put into action, your money works for you instead of you working for your money - which places you in a position to really get rich.  Don't think that working any kind of employee position will get you enough currency to live comfortably, if you expect to get wealthy you need to make some intelligent investments.

2Feb/090

How To: Get Your Money

Tony Soprano - follower of the brute force theoryWhen you begin to have money, there will inevitably be people who ask for loans.  Generally, this is a bad idea (particularly if the loan is for a friend) but perhaps you have made the mistake out of sympathy or a genuine belief that the person in question has a real chance of using the money for an investment with return potential.  Sometimes these pan out, but more often than not this decision will blow up in your face, and you're faced with the difficult task of retrieving your money.

You could just go break some knee caps or take a life in angry retribution, which would be the sloppy, dangerous way of doing it.  These tactics often bring down well organized crime families and otherwise intelligent loan sharks.  However, with the miracles of modern technology, there is a solution that will not only bring your money back, but you will gain a valuable minion in the process and keep yourself out of the slammer.